Never the Twain

20075 seriesEntertainment / Comedy
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After a falling out, two rival antique dealers engage in a continuous game of one-upmanship, but are forced to deal with the romantic relationship between their children.

In Whom We Tryst: Episode Image
Episode 1In Whom We Tryst

Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver look in danger of losing much more than their hearts when they both take a fancy to a beautiful shop assistant.

Going Going Gone: Episode Image
Episode 2Going Going Gone

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver find themselves at loggerheads over a relaxing weekend break.

Thicker Than Water: Episode Image
Episode 3Thicker Than Water

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon reveals a secret surrounding his birth to Oliver - and learns of an even stranger mystery in return.

Kung Who: Episode Image
Episode 4Kung Who

Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Oliver accepts Simon's challenge to take up judo - and soon regrets his decision.

Reading Between the Lines: Episode Image
Episode 5Reading Between the Lines

Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. A vindictive estate agent with unsavoury plans for Simon and Oliver's neighbourhood is brought to book by a lovelorn Ring...With references to self harm.

Definitely Not Cricket: Episode Image
Episode 6Definitely Not Cricket

Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. When Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side.

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