I Didn't Know You Cared

Les and Carter Brandon are well and truly unemployed: some ten months and counting. Annie and Pat, however, are enjoying the fruits of gainful employment.

Linda Preston unveils her baby - father unknown - whilst Uncle Mort reveals his headstone and desired place of burial.

After finding Mort collapsed and fearing his premature death, the Carters arrange a wake.

Mort's weary at the thought of a whole 3 months left to live, whilst the odd gender-role-reversal in the Carter household continues.

Just as Les is coming to terms with the news of Pat's pregnancy, Annie announces that she may be expecting too!

After a visit from Dr Fitzcogan, Les has some devastating news to impart to Uncle Mort: he's not about to die after all.

Mort lies in wait of his final breath, still unaware of the truth about his illness. The family gather round to indulge his 'dying' wishes, bequests and words of wisdom.