The West family rely on crime to make a living, with a proud tradition in thievery, larceny and petty crime.
When career criminal Wolfgang West gets put away for four years, his wife Cheryl decides it's time for her family to go straight. But can the Wests change the habits of a lifetime?
Working for the Hong family, Van finds himself the object of Mrs. Hong's affections; Pascalle suffers through the indignity of working for a living; Cheryl sticks up for her fellow check-out chicks...
Cheryl receives some unwanted attention from two of Wolf's best mates; Jethro's supposed Maoritanga comes under fire when a lawyerly 'colleague' starts to question the West family whakapapa; and Pa...
A young guy runs from the police. He hides in a wheelie bin. Bad move, as the rubbish truck comes along, picks up the bin and tosses it into the back. Thus ends the short, tragic like of Billy (The...
Cheryl has sunk to an all time low. A 'career' in junk mail delivery finally breaks her spirit. Even her offspring are worried about her so, spurred on by Jethro's example of how to be a loving son...
Lonely and confused, Grandpa wanders into a yoga class; hugs the unsuspecting teacher lady and calls her 'Rita', as he lowers her to the floor. Grandpa is not in a good headspace these days.
Grandpa announces that he and Margaret are moving away together - but not before one last job. Jethro and Caroline decide to 'out' themselves as a couple. When blackmail fails, Loretta faces the ho...
It's Cheryl birthday! She unwraps her birthday present from Van, Pascalle and Loretta. It is a large, ornate, extremely ugly, cuckoo clock. Van, it transpires, was very stoned when the belated call...
Van is increasingly disgruntled with his job as lap-dog for the unholy alliance of Suzy and Tracy Hong. He threatens to quit. Mr. Hong, however, stops him by offering him a much more important posi...
After a series of crap modeling jobs, reaching their nadir as eye candy at a comic book convention, Pascalle scores a highly paid one-night job as a mermaid, sitting atop a food table at a rich man...
Van and Draska are officially a couple: Draska has taken the opportunity to move into the West house and Van gets a blow job every morning so he's not complaining. But Van is not entirely a happy b...
Someone is paying Corky to go ahead with Wolf's appeal - but Cheryl has no idea who the mysterious benefactor is. For her, the pending appeal raises the specter of Wolf getting out of prison - just...