Never the Twain

Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Oliver is thrilled to get hold of a pair of tickets to a rugby match at Twickenham, but Simon is determined to ruin the day.

Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon advertises for an assistant for his shop, but he runs into trouble after interviewing an applicant.

Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon begins to feel as though his life is passing far too quickly for his own good, so he decides to make a big change to his life.

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon arouses Oliver's suspicions after being suspected of having an affair with his doctor's wife, then Oliver becomes the rumour.

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon decides to make peace with Oliver, but his rival doesn't look ready to co-operate until a new resident causes a sleepless night.

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver and Simon are off to Paris for an international antiques fair, but they are soon in trouble with almost everyone.