Never the Twain

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After a falling out, two rival antique dealers engage in a continuous game of one-upmanship, but are forced to deal with the romantic relationship between their children.

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Episode 1X Marks the Spot

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local council.

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Episode 2S.W.A.L.K.

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon has a female pen pal who he is looking forward to meeting and possibly proposing to, but the reality of the situation is different.

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Episode 3Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When Oliver and Simon do the football pools, Simon's dream of winning turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up.

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Episode 4Happy Holiday

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver look forward to a country weekend in Ringo's mother's country cottage, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget.

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Episode 5There But for the Grace of God

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver has a new accident-prone assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old friend.

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Episode 6A Car by Any Other Name

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, but confusion soon reigns when Oliver tries to sell his car at the same time.

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