Never the Twain

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After a falling out, two rival antique dealers engage in a continuous game of one-upmanship, but are forced to deal with the romantic relationship between their children.

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Episode 1Viva Espana

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When Ringo wins a holiday in Spain, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him.

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Episode 2The Best Laid Plans

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon decides that a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach 10 years as neighbours - they do but find unforeseen difficulties.

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Episode 3Born Again

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. A soul-searching Simon gets on his soapbox when he thinks that he has discovered the meaning of life after listening to a preacher.

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Episode 4There Goes the Bride

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When Aunt Eleanor announces her engagement after a whirlwind romance, Simon faces the prospect of having a brand-new uncle.

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Episode 5Two Fools and Their Money

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Even the antiques business suffers when a recession hits, and Simon and Oliver both feel the pinch when a new bank manager takes over.

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Episode 6The First of the Queue

Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When Oliver tells Simon about a bargain in the sales, the pair go to extraordinary lengths to scoop it.

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