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Granville tries to sell bargain spectacles, while Mr Newbold is inspired by a self-help book and resolves to tell Mrs Featherstone how he really feels about her.

Leroy gets involved in a love triangle when Beth turns up for their date with a friend, while Granville uses a man who claims to have been abducted by aliens to boost sales.

Granville starts making his own sausages, Gastric turns his Mini into a self-driving car, and Eric and Cyril take up rock climbing - but Kath insists they do their training at home.

Granville invests in a giant balloon for advertising purposes, and has to come up with the best sales pitch he can muster to persuade his customers to buy tins of smoked oysters.

Mavis goes to a wedding, but Gastric warns Granville of the danger of leaving her alone in a romantic setting. Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold consider exploring their feminine side.

Granville has to deal with a malfunctioning till, Leroy tells Beth about his plan to find a blind date for Ruby, and Mr Newbold tries to find out more about Mrs Rossi.

Granville has a large quantity of mistletoe mince pies to shift but Eric and Cyril refuse to be taken in by promises of romantic enhancement - but could the pies actually work?