Ted

John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone sex hotline, but the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars. (S2, ep 1)

Mrs. Robichek: Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman, becoming emotionally invested. Meanwhile, Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of his erectile dysfunction. (S2, ep 2)

There's a weed shortage and John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons and Dragons campaign to score pot. (S2, ep 3)

The Mom's Bombed Rom Com: Blaire and her girlfriend break up. Her romcom movie marathon annoys Matty. Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbour. (S2, ep 4)

John lacks extracurriculars for his college application, so he and Ted audition for a school play. Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts. (S2, ep 5)

After a meaningless hook up, Blaire finds herself with an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions and a clash of opinions from the family. (S2, ep 6)

Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop, leading to a ten-day jail sentence. (S2, ep 7)

After a health scare, Matty is under doctor's orders to keep calm. John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep him from finding out the OJ verdict. (S2, ep 8)