Girls on Top

Amanda (Dawn French) gets a flat, but unable to pay for it she has no other choice but to look for flatmates to share the rent.

Candice is cultivating her latest illness, Amanda is quoting from her latest publication "Spare Cheeks", Shelley has failed an audition, and Jennifer, well, she's just Jennifer.

Robbie Coltrane guest stars as a kidnapper who is anxious to let Jennifer go - because she is boring him to death!

It's Shelley's big audition. However, instead of asking her to do a Shakespearean speech, they want her to improvise... as a fried egg.

Candice claims she is going out with Prince Andrew. But who can believe anything that Candice says?...

Annoyed at not being asked to help with the street festival, Amanda goes out into the streets of Chelsea to look for needy people.

Oh horror! Oh Calamity! Jennifer, who is lacking in almost everything, plumbs new depths when she takes Lady Carlton's stuffed black dog, for a walk and loses her in a shop.