He's Just Not That Into You
Gigi: " Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, every story we're told implores us to wait for it. The third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs."
A pampered A-list of celebrity talent - Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson and, erm, Kris Kristofferson - play a set of affluent Baltimore yuppies (not Kris, obviously) who realise that money, swanky apartments and tastefully ripped jeans can't, like, buy you love. Sex and the City scribes Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo's script tears the covers off inifidelity, neediness, commitment fears and dubious interior decoration in an epic date movie.