6. ACT OF GOD - Odds: 1000/1
AS SEEN IN: Stephen King's The Stand (TV movie), The Happening
Technically, you could argue the other nine categories are under God's control, but that's getting a little deeper than we intend to dig.
The Stand was good old fashioned good vs. evil. God vs. Lucifer. So if you don't believe in those guys, you can add a few zeroes to the odds. Meanwhile, nothing about The Happening was plausible, least of all Mark Wahlberg being a high school teacher, let alone the idea that trees might turn against us, possibly on God's behalf. And for the trees to then be convinced to stop murdering humans by, yes, Mark Wahlberg, was a bit like M. Night Shyamalan pointing and laughing at us for buying a ticket to see this film.