Katie Price aka JordanKatie PriceWell, whaddya know?

It's not looking good in the bedroom department of the Andre household of late.

Having recently joked that her and hubby Peter Andre aren't doing much lovin' of late, Jordan has now added fuel to fire (in the rumour world at least) by admitting that Pete doesn't get any when she's fake tanning either.

Which, by the look of Jordan's near-on orange skin tone, must be pretty much most of the time.

In her regular OK! column, she wrote:

"I'm using St Tropez now - I put it on at night and then zip myself into a bodysuit so it doesn't go on the sheets.

"Only my feet and face are out so we have to stick to bedroom activities on other nights."

Jordan and Peter AndrePeter Andre and KatieBad luck Pete... but you know the old adage if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

And we all know Monsieur Andre is not adverse to a bit of tannage himself.

Bonding through bodysuits - now that we like the sound of.