Which Pin Up's Pants Are These?

Madonna's pantsWe knew she was getting on a bit, but now we have evidence that Madonna's a chin hair's breadth from joining the biddy brigade.

Exhibit A is her pair of what can only be described as granny pants, lacy though they are. And even scarier is the fact that they sold for a whopping £1,000.

The black tent-with-holes is being sold to a potty Madge fan in Connecticut who saw them on eBay.

For reasons best known to themselves, the fan made a private offer to the current possessor, a lapdance club owner.

Clearly not worried that it would scare his business away, Tony Cochrane pinned the pair up on the wall of his club in Aberdeen.

MadonnaHe'd bought the panties from a costume shop after they were used on the film Bridget Jo... I mean, Body Of Evidence.

Madge starred in the flop flick in 1993.

But after a refit, he decided to cash in on her smalls.

"It was always our intention to sell them to a true fan and we are happy with the sale," the lapdance owner chirped.

Right, auntie Norma's Bhs classics - going once, going twice...