It's clearly been a bit too cold these last few months... and it's addled our men's brains.
For, whilst 15m people around the world voted Angelina Jolie the world's sexiest woman, Britain decided it preferred little English rose Kelly Brook - and even Girls Aloud's Cheryl Tweedy - to the pouty one.
There were other shocks too. The ethereally beautiful Liv Tyler only managed 72nd place whilst British lookalike Michelle Ryan, of EastEnders fame, scored fourth place just behind Ange.
Even Rachel Stevens - normally Britain's biggest babe - only made 13th, down from last year's No.2 position.
Other world beauties fared even worse in favour of homegrown talent. Halle Berry made 27th place, Kylie Minogue 30th, Anna Kournikova 40th...and the wondrous Jennifer Aniston just 78th position.
Instead the Brits' top ten was rounded out by curvy ladies such as Abi Titmuss, Britney Spears, Beyonce Knowle, Charlotte Church, 24's Elisha Cuthbert and another Girls Aloud girlie, Sarah Harding.
Desperate Housewives' Eva Longoria, who plays two-timing Gabrielle, crept into 11th place as the highest new entry - whilst Teri Hatcher, who tops the show's bill, only made no.63.
FHM editor Ross Brown said: "The key to winning this competition is sex appeal and, as our readers have overwhelmingly testified, Kelly certainly has it.
"Kelly Brook has always been an FHM favourite and it's fantastic to see her at the top of the list."
Three million British readers voted in the poll to create the top 100 seen in June's FHM issue.
Sorry, but we just don't agree with this list at all...





















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